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snazzyhero40

Portland, Maine | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I party like its 1999. I am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...I rock I love my friends and family. I'm a very happy go lucky dude and I do a lot of oddball things. Just ask. Weee!

Ok so ya see a bit of my random sense of humor. I am a fun out going guy who is honest yep I am honest! I love music any form of art and love to cook. I can sit at home with someone or by myself and make it a blast or go and and do the same. I moved to Maine and discovered two hidden treasures Reny,s and Mardens lol so much fun. I am from the south and all we got is crappy Wal Mart to people watch and they end up being all the same. See totally getting to random. So if your looking for a guy thats not going to date 15 girls at a time ( I do not know how this is possible) I have a business that I just opened and sometimes its rocks other days I go why did I do this. I cut hair for a living so thats a perk I guess. There is so much more about me but we could talkn about that on a date hmmm
Sign
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Muscular
My Height Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
European
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Arms
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Hair Stylist
I Live
With Roomate(s)
I have
HSV-2 (herpes type 20)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cooking, Exercising, Movies, Music, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
It is totally up to eachother. I really like to go with the flow see where things go! Just more fun that way
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly

Views

I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Not Sure
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Industrial, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Biography, Horror

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Intimate, Committed