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njk213
Eagan, Minnesota | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm way too into music and love to cook. I have a healthy respect for the English language. I'm not retarded, I'm not ghetto, am gainfully employed and pretty much healthy. Now that I've distinguished myself from 95% of the people here...
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Bird, Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
I Live
Alone
I have
Herpes (unspecified type)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cooking, Dining, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Sports, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Something light-hearted and fun. Drinks are good; everything is easier with a little social lube.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Skydiving, hang gliding
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Other
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Supernatural, Satire, Science Fiction
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other