And the moral of the story is...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I may not have all the answers, but I've got all the time. I like to just KIcK around sometimes. But what's in a name?? ZmbH8er .... Get it?? lol. Hit me up. About me, I just like to laugh and have fun. I am witty and tend to be a bit sarcastic at times. I would rather be making memories or doing projects instead of just sitting around. I enjoy the company of good people. I'm always up for trying new things. I love to travel. I'm not a picky eater. I love dogs. I'm scared of cats. I HATE jealousy. I have a life and I expect you to have one too. My son is five and is a big part of my life. I am not "fancy" but I do clean up quite well. I rarely wear makeup and I don't freak out if I've got a little dirt under my nails. I love to camp, shoot guns, canoe, fish and do anything that involves being outdoors. I'm Independent. I'm sensual. I'm little but I'm strong. I love to be spontaneous. I have opinions. I HATE politics. I am human and far from perfect. I can't guarantee that a relationship with me will always be easy (I am a woman, after all) but I can guarantee it will never be boring.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Self Employed

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

I have

Herpes (unspecified type), HSV-1 (herpes type 10), HSV-2 (herpes type 20)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Learning, Movies, Games, Dancing, Travel, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Something chill and casual.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Scuba diving
Bungee jumping

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

To be an old woman sitting on my wrap around porch, holding hands with my old lover as we swing on the porch swing of our little white country home in our secluded land, watching our bull mastiff running through our white picket fence to join us as we relax and enjoy our life. Yes, I've thought about this one before lol

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Dance, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Home & Garden, Instructional, Poetry, Religious, I'm An Author, Romance

My Idea Of Fun Is

Umm doing anything fun.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

I'd like to get to know somebody and enjoy life and share experiences with. But ultimately, I'm looking for someone to grow old with. Someone who isn't completely caught up in themselves. Someone who enjoys the simple things in life. Independent. Someone who is truly willing to be committed. I CAN'T STAND LIARS... I understand we all have our flaws and make mistakes, but please just be an honest person. I may be asking for too much.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed