I'm Seriously Funny

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am a tall, often-mistaken-as-goodlooking-but-more-at-definitely dorky God-fearing, hockey loving man. Life to me is about LAUGHING. Whether it be comedy or tragedy, LAUGH. Its one of Gods greatest gifts to us. Everyone says on here " l love to laugh"- I live to laugh. I make fun of myself first but a beautiful girl that doesnt take herself seriously is sexy. If you take yourself seriously, youre probably the only one that does.

My bulldogs name is the Reverend Horton Heat - I thought about naming her Skin Folds Five-and she gets dyed every St Pats when she becomes her alter ego- Fatty St Patty. Dont ever think to change her...

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

Market Director

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

I have

HSV-2 (herpes type 20)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

...to be a good man. All else is details.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Plead the 5th

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed