Sense of humor???
dpsphoto
North Hollywood, California | Man Letar efter Kvinna
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It seems I have a talent for attracting crazy women so rather than run as my psychologist suggests, I am going to have a little fun with this! So BRING IT ON LADIES! Bipolar? no problem, Depressed? not as fun as you Bipolar girls but why not? Schitzo? Now we're talkin! OCD? Ha we can do better than that, JK you are welcome too. Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah can't forget PTSD? C'mon down! Raging Alcoholics? hmmm....ok, you too are welcome but must have at least one of the aforementioned disorders. So if your medicine cabinet looks like a slightly smaller version of the CVS pharmacy we are gonna have some fun! Girls, please donate your empty pill bottles. I have a nice collection and like to stick lights in them and use them as Christmas ornaments, they look great with the empty beer can ornaments. I love the Holidays! As far as date night destinations I have found the best place! The cafeteria at the Olive View Psychiatric ER never disappoints. I have a standing table reservation with a view. After all, if my date loses her marbles we can stroll into the ER and check her in then I can go back for seconds of mac & cheese. In the event that we both crack up and there is chemistry, I have an in with the intake nurse with a standing reservation on a room for two in the ward that also has a view. So we can both share a romantic thorazine drip together. Please remember to leave all sharp objects and belts at home.
I'm 5'11" 175 lbs. with a slim build, brown hair/brown eyes a couple tattoos (one decent sized one), I'm a Gemini, Guitar player, songwriter in the L.A. rock band Dead Legend, into alternative, rock, classic rock, punk, indie, grunge, blues, metal and some country. Dig seeing live bands, going to or renting movies, road trips, Big sushi fan, discovering new restaurants, like to hit the beach in the summer and mountains in the winter, photographer, snowboarder and hair stylist. I like shooting guns, at targets not animals, I do love animals. I also enjoy going to museums and art shows. I'm known to put too much butter on my popcorn at the movies and have even driven to the movie theater to pick up some popcorn for a Blockbuster night, yeah I know kinda weird, meaning that i still go to Blockbuster not the butter thing and yes there still are a few Blockbusters out there, you can't find everything on Netflix right?. Breakfast is not just for the morning because if I don't have to wake up I like to sleep in, especially if its raining, I miss the rain. I produced an instructional hair cutting dvd that can be found on a very popular auction site and am now begining work on developing a TV show. I'm, creative with an entrepreneurial spirit, adventurous, honest, fairly twisted sense of humor as you can see below and have been called funny by a former pro comedian, love and need to laugh daily, sometimes a tad sarcastic, very communicative, seeks someone with some similar interests that is creative, romantic, honest, intelligent, respectful, communicative, has a sense of humor, doesn't take themselves to seriously all the time and doesn't play head games. I am looking for someone younger than me because I want kids. Oh yeah, I do play tennis and golf too, somewhat poorly but hey it's fun.
Cheers!
I'm 5'11" 175 lbs. with a slim build, brown hair/brown eyes a couple tattoos (one decent sized one), I'm a Gemini, Guitar player, songwriter in the L.A. rock band Dead Legend, into alternative, rock, classic rock, punk, indie, grunge, blues, metal and some country. Dig seeing live bands, going to or renting movies, road trips, Big sushi fan, discovering new restaurants, like to hit the beach in the summer and mountains in the winter, photographer, snowboarder and hair stylist. I like shooting guns, at targets not animals, I do love animals. I also enjoy going to museums and art shows. I'm known to put too much butter on my popcorn at the movies and have even driven to the movie theater to pick up some popcorn for a Blockbuster night, yeah I know kinda weird, meaning that i still go to Blockbuster not the butter thing and yes there still are a few Blockbusters out there, you can't find everything on Netflix right?. Breakfast is not just for the morning because if I don't have to wake up I like to sleep in, especially if its raining, I miss the rain. I produced an instructional hair cutting dvd that can be found on a very popular auction site and am now begining work on developing a TV show. I'm, creative with an entrepreneurial spirit, adventurous, honest, fairly twisted sense of humor as you can see below and have been called funny by a former pro comedian, love and need to laugh daily, sometimes a tad sarcastic, very communicative, seeks someone with some similar interests that is creative, romantic, honest, intelligent, respectful, communicative, has a sense of humor, doesn't take themselves to seriously all the time and doesn't play head games. I am looking for someone younger than me because I want kids. Oh yeah, I do play tennis and golf too, somewhat poorly but hey it's fun.
Cheers!
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