NotQuiteRite
CaptainSmirk
Colorado Springs, Colorado | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
A rolling wreck with potential. Never mind potential for what. I'm only on here on a drive-by basis to determine if the site is legit and actually has anyone that's real on it. I'm a 62 year old retiree with neurological problems that make me dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. Okay, maybe it's not that serious.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are
Green
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Rodent
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
Test Subject
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
Alone
I have
HSV-2 (herpes type 20)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Photography, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking, Gardening, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be
If you came and got me, took me to dinner, fell in love with me, and we lived happily ever after (or at least until one of us bites the dust)
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Troublemaker, A Troll, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
to not die
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Electronic, Industrial, New age, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Computers, Health, History, Home & Garden, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Going exploring, sightseeing, hiking, photography, working in the yard, taking apart my jeep, burning things on the grill, family get togethers, levitating furniture, messing with wormholes, chasing rabbits.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Compatibility, openness, honesty, someone capable of receiving and giving love, someone caring, good communication, good sense of humor.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed