Way funnier than your last girlfriend.

First name

Melissa

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I’m outdoorsy (more than just liking hiking because everyone claims to like hiking). I love camping, fishing, gardening. I also love football (Big Cheesehead fan). I’m also a music lover- all types. I love emotionally intelligent people, and people with good attitudes. If you speak fluent sarcasm and love nerdy things, too, we’ll get along great.

Not here for hook ups and not looking to travel crazy far. I have kids and a busy life, let’s be real, I’m not hopping on a plane to Alberta or someplace far away. Also snow- eww. Pass. If you’re interested, be prepared to conversate beyond just texting. I don’t need anymore pen pals, “bro”. No, I’m not sending you nudes. No I don’t need a picture of anything in your pants…unless you have Star Wars boxers. Tattoos are sexy. So is being a good person and loving God. That’s a twist, I know. The nerdy girl also loves Jesus. Can’t put me in a box. Hope to find a real relationship. But I’m good alone. That can be intimidating, but only good quality men need apply. I assure you, I match that energy. I’m finding that hard working, honest, and genuine people (like myself) are hard to find. Those are important qualities to me. I keep hoping there’s at least one left! And hopefully you also are in the unfortunate boat that I am and was gifted HSV by an ex, too. Not interested in saying irresponsibly so here I am.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Auburn / Red

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Education / Academic

My Job Title Is

Math teacher

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

I have

Herpes (unspecified type)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Photography, Reading, Sports, Music, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Reading A Book

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Sitting on a tailgate with snacks, just talking and getting to know each other.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Rock climbing

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Month

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To do good and be good

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Soul, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Fantasy, Instructional, Supernatural

What Do You Look For?

I’m too old for games. I know what I want in a relationship

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed